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They Can Shout Down The Head
They can shout down the head of the physics department at Cal Tech.
James Stockdale
James Stockdale
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Dec 08, 2010 at 13:12
Category: quotes
Sms / Islamic Quotes
Waseem Mughal
Protect The Head
Protect the head and what does through it (thoughts and ideas).
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Oct 27, 2010 at 15:10
Category: islamic-quotes
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Sms / Birthday
Waseem Mughal
Kick Off Ur Shoes
Kick off ur Shoes, Take a Break, Crank the Tunes, Dance & Shake, Light the Candles, Cut the Cake, Make it a day that's simply Great. *HAPPY BIRTHDAY*
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Oct 23, 2010 at 15:10
Category: birthday
Sms / Good Night
Waseem Mughal
Sun Is Switched Off!
Sun Is Switched Off!
Stars Are Switched On!
Blue Sky Goes Off And Black Sky Comes In!
So A Cool Night Is Coming!
Go To Bed! And Sleep Well
Stars Are Switched On!
Blue Sky Goes Off And Black Sky Comes In!
So A Cool Night Is Coming!
Go To Bed! And Sleep Well
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Oct 12, 2010 at 16:10
Category: good-night
Sms / Santa Banta
Ijunoon
He Has Lost His Head
At the scene of an accident a man was crying:
O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Do not cry. See that man.
He has lost his head. Is he crying?
O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Santa: Control yourself. Do not cry. See that man.
He has lost his head. Is he crying?
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Nov 17, 2007 at 19:11
Category: santa-banta
Sms / Fool
Unknown
Last Night I Got A Severe Head Pain...
Last night I Got a severe Head pain...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
I went to the Doctor ...
He said that It would be cured If I send a SMS TO some lunatic person...
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: fool
Sms / Cool
Ijunoon
If All My Friends Were To Jump Off A Bridge……
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn't jump with them,
I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
I wouldn't jump with them,
I'd be at the bottom to catch them.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: cool
Tags: Friend
Sms / Funny
Ijunoon
Come Here, Take Off Your Pents And Knickers,
Come here, take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..toilet!
get on top of me, enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours…..toilet!
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: funny
Sms / Birthday
Ijunoon
Kick Off Ur Shoes,take A Break
Kick off ur shoes,take a break,Crank the tunes,Dance & Shake,light the candles,cut the cake .Make ita a day,that's simply Great!!!
Happy B'Day....
Happy B'Day....
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: birthday
Sms / Funny
Ajmal
Wat A Rip Off! I
Wat a RIP OFF! I saw a book in the store titled: 37 Mating Positions. I took it home, sat in my room,opend it. Damn it...It was a book on CHESS!
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Apr 24, 2007 at 04:04
Category: funny
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Take Off Your Clothes
Take off your clothes,Relax on your bed,Close your eyes,open your legs as much as you can,its time for........................Pampers!!!!
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Time Off
Two men working in a facory were talking. I know how to get some time off, said one.
How are you going to do that?
Watch, he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doing up there, and the man replied.I--m a lightbulb.
I think you need some time off, the foreman said said, and the first man walked out of the factory. After a moment, the second man followed him.
where do you think you--re going? the foreman shouted.
I can--t work in the dark, he said.
How are you going to do that?
Watch, he said, and climbed up on a rafter. The foreman asked what he was doing up there, and the man replied.I--m a lightbulb.
I think you need some time off, the foreman said said, and the first man walked out of the factory. After a moment, the second man followed him.
where do you think you--re going? the foreman shouted.
I can--t work in the dark, he said.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Head Ache
I have a bad headache. I--ll visit the doctor.
Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don--t you try it?
Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I--ll be right over.
Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don--t you try it?
Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I--ll be right over.
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Student Takes Off His Pants
A student is taking his final exams. He takes his seat in the exam hall, stares at the questions and then in a fit for inspiration takes his shoes off and throws them out of the window. He then removes his shirt, pants and socks.
The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?
I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.----
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The teacher, alarmed, approached him and asked what is going on?
I am only following the instructions -- the test paper states, answer the questions in brief.----
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1 Like ·
Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Tags: Student
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Police Off
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says, You can--t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.
The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they--re all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?
The guy replies, I did. Today I--m taking them to the beach!
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The guy says okay, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins -- and they--re all wearing sunglasses. He pulls the guy over and demands, I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?
The guy replies, I did. Today I--m taking them to the beach!
0345-5140610
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
Sms / Uncategorized
Unknown
Jump Off A Bridge
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge,
I wouldn?t jump with them,
I?d be at the bottom to catch them.
Aftab khan (T@BI)
I wouldn?t jump with them,
I?d be at the bottom to catch them.
Aftab khan (T@BI)
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Apr 17, 2007 at 02:04
Category: uncategorized
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